When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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