Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We are all done wearing pants today
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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