I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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