the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
There r osticjed everywhere
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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