is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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