I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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