her vagine was all disorganized.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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