tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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