In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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