remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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