I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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