Reggie can tackle my bush.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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