Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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