Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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