I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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