She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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