awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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