is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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