arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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