just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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