By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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