It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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