Just fell off a train. Bad.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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