I want to have your abortion
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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