its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
be right there i have to get my cape
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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