i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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