I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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