my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
operation harelip BJ is a go
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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