we're chasing vodka with high fives
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i dont even know how to be here
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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