I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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