this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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