all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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