Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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