no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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