dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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