Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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