Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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