you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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