But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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