So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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