I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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