I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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