Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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