when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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