i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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