what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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