ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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