you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
tell me about the fingering
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