i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
im holly from the hills drunk
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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