CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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